Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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