how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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