By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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