i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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