p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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