I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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