She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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