I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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