8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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