Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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