I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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