So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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