I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
He told me they were just razor bumps!
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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