New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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