YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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