It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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