i permit you to call me
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
No I am not eating basil off your cock
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I have grass duct taped all over my body
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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