piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
We need to get me chipped asap
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Randomize
