if you like me you must not know who I am
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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