YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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