pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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