is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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