How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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