I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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