i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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