It's like God shit irony all over that family
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Randomize
