lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
