I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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