yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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