Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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