so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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