Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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