sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Randomize
