Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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