i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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