What did we do last night that was yellow?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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