You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
