I'm really into asian looking animals
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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