is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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