You really coming over, don't trick.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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