i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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