so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Randomize
