what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
please don't ironically join a cult
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