Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I think I am morally bankrupt
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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