He disabled his match.com account in front of me
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Randomize
