SEEEEXXX PLEASE
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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