We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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