Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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