Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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