NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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