Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
you will always have a special place in my vag
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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