Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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