Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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