I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I don't think brook has ever known best
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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