Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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